Million Dollar Ideas
100% Authentic Genuine Real Fake Gold Nuggets
For many years I have wanted to offer a one-million-dollar-item in my online shop so that I could offer a HUGE discount code. I finally figured it out with these 100% Authentic Genuine Real Fake Gold Nuggets.
Each unique real fake gold nugget costs $1,000,000. Shoppers can use discount code MILLIONDOLLARDEAL at checkout for a discount of $999,980. If you purchase one, you will have purchased a million dollar work of art! Additionally I will have sold a million dollar work of art. You’ll receive a receipt of purchase and my gratitude for making this hilarious dream come true. Should you purchase one and not use the discount code, well, then, you will be underwriting at least a dozen other incredible future projects and you will lift a great burden from my daily life.
